Winners Announced! A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bookstore/Library

As promised, here are the winners of the February writing contest:

First place: T. Lloyd Reilly

Second Place: Anita Dualeh

Most Outrageous/Honorable Mention: Angelo B. Ancheta

You can read their stories here.

I’m a sucker for a Faustian tale, what can I say. All three entries were great. It was extremely difficult to choose a winner. I probably won’t judge one of these again so I don’t have to be in the hot seat!

Winners, if you’ll email me at I will get the information needed to award prizes. I can’t thank you enough for your participation.


We have an exciting guest post lined up for tomorrow. This one comes from the UK (I think) and our author, Emi Howe, certainly introduced me to a few new words. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.


This weekend I will be in New York. If there are any reader recommendations for reading, learning, or writing activities in New York, I’m listening. Leave a comment or shoot me an email.

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Writing Contest Entries: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bookstore/Library

On February 19th I announced a writing contest. The prompt was simple:

Prompt: In about 1000 words write a humorous short short story telling me “A funny thing that happened on the way to the bookstore/library.”

I promised to judge the entries by March 7th. The winners will receive prizes:  (1) First,  a $50 cash prize; (2) The second place winner will get a shirt of their choice from my T-shirt shop on; (3) The most outrageous story will get a T-shirt of my choosing.

I was honored to receive three brilliant entries.  Here they are (in order of when I received them):

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Our Writing is Defined by Our Reading

This is an essay by C. Hope Clark.

As editor of, a website recognized annually for eleven years by Writer’s Digest Magazine on its list of 101 Best Websites for Writers, I hear from many writers about their quandaries and dilemmas in becoming published. They want to understand the magic pill, the shortcut, or the mysterious talent needed to break in to writing, and land that elusive bestseller. For some reason, simply reading well and writing hard doesn’t seem to be that…reliable enough.

Since I consult and speak nationally, I now receive few questions I haven’t heard before, so my responses are already measured in many cases. For instance:

“How can I find an agent that will represent my poetry? I’ve heard that people don’t buy poetry anymore.”

My first question to these individuals who have asked this type question is this:

“How many poetry books have you bought and read this year?”

Surprisingly, most say none. One writer even responded with a resounding, “Touche!”

The world abounds with writers. Everyone wants his name, photo and title on a bookstore shelf, as a minimum on Amazon. But amazingly enough, most of them are not voracious readers. They are spitting out words, but taking few in. It’s like using a shotgun instead of a high-powered rifle. The result isn’t very refined, the results less satisfactory.

Many do not take in more than the occasional light read. I can tell this from their emails, their synopses, and their sample chapters. So can agents, editors and publishers. Reading teaches writing by the osmosis of absorbing so many words, hopefully, in their best usage. Being well-read in a genre teaches the author how to write the genre more proficiently than any conference or classroom teaching.

Let’s take it down to the elementary level. Teaching children to enjoy reading is, without a doubt, fast-tracking them to write well.  The slogan “reading is fundamental” is remarkably accurate. Somewhere along the line, however, between elementary school and college, reading falls by the wayside. Teaching to tests, however, and not enticing children to fall in love with words, has stolen their ability to perform later in life.

A few years ago, I interviewed teachers and students, at high school and college level, for a piece I wrote for VOYA Magazine (Voices of Youth Advocates). The children were frustrated they could not write as well as they thought once they reached college. Professors at universities were saddened at the rate these children failed, horribly debased because what they thought was talent in high school does not pass muster in college. The agony resounded from all parties, with the only finger-pointing done at high school teachers and the handicaps they endure from the “system.” A problem without a sound solution.

I read like a maniac, mainly in my genre, mystery. I read blogs, newsletters, magazines and books about my vocation as well, writing. I’ve learned that the more I digest, the better I write, both nonfiction and fiction. If I need more humor in my novel writing, I read Janet Evanovich. If I crave setting, I read Pat Conroy. If I need plot, I read Sue Grafton. For action, Lee Child. The result, after years of reading, writing, edits and more reading, is Lowcountry Bribe, by Bell Bridge Books, the first in the Carolina Slade Mystery Series. My novel, what I feel is a compilation of all the reading I could cram into my meager brain, has resulted into a solid piece of work based upon feedback and sales. I took fourteen years to write it.

Some of the most depressing words I’ve ever heard are these: “I don’t have the time to read.” Yet some of those people are attempting to write a book. And they will fail.

Behind the history of traditionally published books are the following efforts:

  • years of trial and error by the author

  • a hundred books or more read and absorbed by the author

  • a half dozen or more reviews by editors

  • educated decisions by publishers that the story, style and voice merit commercial value

Every task that these people poured into their books to bring them to fruition, is woven into the pages, paragraphs and sentences of the stories. The new writer, seeking means to publishing success, should jump at the chance to gobble up this expertise. That marriage of intelligence and toil can only improve a new writer’s chance to improve. And yet, so many stall capitalizing on this oh-so-easy method of honing their skills.

We don’t have the right to write, until we feel the need to read. And until we are torn between using our sacred few free moments to read a good book or to write a good story, we truly do not understand the importance of being well read in our journey to become a serious writer.


C. Hope Clark is founder of and author of Lowcountry Bribe, A Carolina Slade Mystery, available at Amazon (in print and on Kindle), Barnes & Noble, and Bell Bridge Books ( She publishes in trade publications, guest blogs, and speaks to writing conferences and writers groups across the country. /

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